Look Over There!

You've got to love finding a rank of headlines like these -- literally back to back, on the front page of a major news portal. Context is everything when a candidate floats near the top:

Gen. Pace: Military capability eroding

Cheney asks Pakistan to counter al-Qaida

Iraqi VP narrowly escapes assassination

Four jailed cops killed in Guatemala prison

Giuliani keys on the economy and taxes

Fuckin' Giuliani and his GOP talking points. Huge balls. Followed by, of course, the clincher:

Killer jaguar had mean twin named Osama