aka: "Scooter"

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You gotta love how Patrick Fitzgerald managed to sneak in the phrase, "also known as 'Scooter'" into the indictment without laughing. And while I'd like to think "Scooter" would be Mr. Libby's bitch name when he's being traded for cigarettes in Leavenworth, most us us must know it'll never happen. Mr. Libby will never see the inside of a penitentiary, and while he may ultimately be convicted of multiple felonies for his indiscretions he will certainly be among the first pardoned by the "President" on his way out the door. We can only hope that such a day comes sooner rather than later, with Bush resigning in disgrace as the rule of law begins to catch up with him.

Meanwhile, Karl "Turd Blossom" Rove is allowed to walk the streets.