The Evening News

James Baker: U.S. Must Address Global Warming
No shit?

James Baker to Retire From Carlyle Role
No shit. That was abrupt...

Bush: Syrian Withdrawal a 'Half Measure'
Syria: 'President' Bush a Half Wit

FBI suggests Congress ban gun sales to terrorism suspects
Silly Rabbit. Guns don't kill people...

Pentagon Says Its Policy Did Not Lead to Abuses
Of course. Sometimes terrible things just happen. Simultaneously, in every country where we happen to have prisoners for whom our administration has fought publicly to deny human rights, for the sake of freedom. They hate freedom, after all.