2/24/2005

Tastes Like Chicken


Yo -- Chiron: where the fuck is my flu shot? How much did you contribute to the Bush fund? What a great way out of the social security dept: let the old people die. "Did you see what God just did to us?"

New, from parts of the world that can't seem to separate their chickens from pigs, the 2005 Avian Flu. Welcome! Threatening to sweep the world in a nasty pandemic, this particular strain is clocking in at a 72% mortality rate. And Chiron, the firm contracted by the US to produce half of the worlds vaccine suuply, get's busted for operating a factory so contaminated that every dose it manufactured had to be destroyed, the factory shut, and its license to manufacture revoked? Way to go, you CDC subserviant pharma-rich bastards -- we could have gotten out in front of this thing, but it was not to be. Oh -- by the way, it looks like you're about to off the Pope.

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home